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The Ant
Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A: Because he was pissed off!
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Toilet Thoughts
Did you realize that if you sit on the toilet at 11:59PM and the clock strikes midnight, it's the same shit, different day.
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Mind Control
Sometimes my mind wanders, sometimes it just leaves
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