Funny Thoughts

Movie Love

My girlfriend told me "To make love to me like they do in the movies"
Long story short, I'm due in court soon. Guess we don't watch the same kind of movies.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: DntUnderstandRandomE

Mormon Marketing

Q: What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?
A: "We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (Utah Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Riddles
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Science Fiction Porn Titles

  • Alien Haserection
  • The Adventures of Prudo Snatch
  • Bottlestar Lactatica
  • 2010: Debbie Does Dialysis
  • Queen of the Dental Dammed
  • Beastmaster 2: Through The Portal of Tim Hung Wankenstein
  • Men in Back
  • Muffy The Vampire Layer
  • Erectnophobia
  • Flesh Gordon
  • Ghost Lusters
  • Honey, I Blew Everybody
  • IR4: Inrearendence Day
  • Interview With A Vibrator
  • Joannie Pneumatic
  • Planet Of The Babes

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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