Funny Thoughts

Vampire Break

Q: What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
A: A coffin break!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Not Good for You

Q: What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
A: You are too little to smoke.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Small Confusion

Q: What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
A: Micro trans-action

Categories: Profession Jokes , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous