Funny Thoughts

Call Out

I was in the supermarket earlier when I saw a kid having a tantrum, laying on the floor kicking and screaming. I asked his mother "Have you slapped him?" She looked insulted and snapped "No I haven't!" "Well why the hell not?" I asked

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Learning About Dracula

Q: If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do?
A: Join his fang club!

Anonymous

Large and In Charge

Q: What kind of jackets do powerful leaders wear?
A: Reign coats.

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Written By: KielPhillips