Funny Thoughts

A Little Help

A burglar entered my house in the middle of the night. I woke up and asked him what he was doing. He said he was looking for money so I got up and searched with him.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous

Osama's Favorite Movie

Q: What's Osama bin Laden's favorite movie?
A: "Dude, Where's my Cave?"

Categories: Terrorist Jokes (Osama Bin Laden Jokes) , Riddles , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Saved By The Ship

Q: Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?
A: The music world and the NBA...

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sports Jokes (Basketball Jokes) , Riddles , Art & Music Jokes (Band Jokes)
Anonymous