Lesbian Depression

There's a new drug for lesbians on the market to cure depression, it's called Trycoxagain.

Everything I Touch

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

Think Nobody Cares Your're Alive?

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.