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My girlfriend told me my penis was huge. I'd have appreciated the compliment if she hadn't been looking through a magnifying glass at the time.
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Cross The Road For Toilet
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did she go to the other side?
A: To go to the bar.
Q: Why did she go to the bar?
A To go to the toilet.
Q: Why did she go to the toilet?
A: Because that's where all the cocks hang out.
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Parable Revisited
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
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