Waterlogged Blonde

Q: What do you call a blonde who can't swim?
A: Bait!

Fly Away

Q: What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain?
A: A space invader!

Stupid and Talkative Insults

• You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
• You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
• If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
• I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.
• You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
• You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!
• I hear the only place you're ever been invited is outside.
• I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.
• You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
• At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
• If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
• Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?