Funny Thoughts

Mary Poppins Moved

It seems that Mary Poppins has moved to California. She has started a business telling people's fortunes. But, she doesn't read palms or tea leaves, she smells one's breath. That, right, the sign outside reads: Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Mental Ice Cube

Q: Did you hear about the lady who could melt an ice cube just by staring at it?
A: It takes her about 30 minutes.

Categories: Riddles , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Blondes And Birth Control

Q: Why don't blondes take birth control pills?
A: Because they keep falling out.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Riddles
Anonymous