Food Jokes

Happy Egg

Q: How do you make an egg laugh?
A: Tell it a yolk.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Yo Mama - Balanced Meal

Yo' Mama is so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is a cheeseburger in each hand.

Categories: Food Jokes , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat)
Anonymous

Tough Chicks

Q: Where do the tough chickens come from?
A: Hard boiled eggs.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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