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Football Playing Vampires
Q: What do vampire footballers have at half times?
A: Blood oranges!
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Healthy Selection
That girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never seen herbivore.
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Good News and Bad News
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiously awaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife's bedroom. "Kid's... there's good news and bad news." "The bad news is your mother's strength and will to live has been sucked away by her awful disease and she died a few moments ago." "The good news is.... It's steak and chips for dinner!"
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