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Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All of a sudden, they start masturbating furiously, until the bar owner comes along and screams, "HEY, what the FUCK are you guys doing?! " One of the guys says, "The sign says: FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE!"

Quick Conquer Of Poland

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving!

Polish Groom Is...

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.