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Polish Burial At Sea

Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at sea when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.

Polish Virus

You have just received the "POLISH VIRUS!" As we don't have any programming experience, this Virus works on the honor system.

Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Polish Kid with Diarrhea

Q: Did you hear about the little Polish kid who got diarrhea?

A: He thought he was melting.