Intense Study

Q: Did you hear about the Polack who studied for 5 days?
A: He was scheduled to take a urine test.

Polish Family

A Polish family is sitting in the living room. The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."

Cold Condom

Q: Why did the Polack put ice in his condom?
A: To keep the swelling down.