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Australia

Australia: Where men are real men, and sheep are scared shitless, where the term 'Going Down Under' means something entirely different.

Longest Organ in Sheep

Q: What is the longest organ in a sheep's body?
A: A New Zealander's cock!

Greek Navy

Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy?

A: Rear Admiral!

Harem

Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A: A milk sheik!

English Team visits Orphanage

The England Football team visited a Brazilian orphanage this morning. 'It's a heartbreak to see their sad little faces with no hope' said Jose, age 6.