Ethnic / Country Jokes - Canadian Jokes

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PRESS RELEASE: Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington. Statement by the Press Secretary. President Bush and Prime Minister John Chretien of Canada met on Sept. 24th with the Canadian Leader strongly supporting the war on terrorism. Prime Minister Chretien issued the following statement: CANADIANS WILL HELP AMERICA WITH THE WAR ON TERRORISM! WE HAVE PLEDGED: 2 BATTLE SHIPS, 600 GROUND TROOPS, 6 FIGHTER JETS. AFTER THE AMERICAN EXCHANGE RATE, THEY WILL END UP WITH: 2 CANOES, 6 MOUNTIES, AND A BUNCH OF FLYING SQUIRRELS

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes) , Political Jokes , Military Jokes , Money Jokes (Currency Exchange Jokes)
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A New Chrysler

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year.

Categories: Political Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes)
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Canada's Air Disaster

Canada's worst air disaster occurred today when a small two-seat Cessna crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Newfoundland. Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

Categories: Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes)
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