Ethnic / Country Jokes

I Need Some Wine

Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, was lying with his mistress naked in bed. As he was kissing her red, red lips, he stopped. "To kiss your red lips, I need red wine." So he poured red wine over her lips and continued to kiss her. He moved on to her white, white breasts. "To kiss your white breasts, I need white wine." So he poured white wine over her breasts and continued to kiss them. He then moved on to her bush. He poured brandy all over it and set it alight. "Louis!" she screamed. "What are you doing?"
"Baby," he said, "when I go down, I GO DOWN IN FLAMES!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Pilot Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Counterfeited German Currency

Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency?
A: Question marks.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Money Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Two Farmers and Their Sheep

An Irish farmer sees a Welsh farmer with two sheep under his arms... and he asks... "Are you gonna shear them?" "Nope," says the welshman... "They're both for me."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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