Drug Jokes

Olympic Swimmer

A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places.
When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, "On my nuts."

Anonymous

Twist Off

I wish I was stronger so I could get the top off this bottle of steroids.

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Can't Shoot Weed

Q: Why can't you shoot up marijuana?
A: Because you'll get a budclot!

Anonymous