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The Difference Between Mono and Herpes

Q: What's the difference between mono and herpes?
A: You get mono from from snatching a kiss, and herpes from kissing a snatch.

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Dead Dog Or...

Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
A: An infected pussy on your organ.

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AIDS on the Toilet

Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
A: If you sit down before the other guy gets off.

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