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Got HAGS?

The doctor tells his patient that he has “HAGS.”“What on earth is HAGS?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “It’s a combination of herpes, aids, gonorrhea and syphilis. The only cure is complete isolation and a diet of pancakes and bacon.” “Pancakes and bacon?” asks the patient. “Yes,” says the doctor. “It’s the only food we can slide under the door.”

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Green And Yellow

Q: What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhea.

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It's Not Tooth Decay

Q: What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a sexually transmitted disease?
A: Having your dentist tell you!

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