Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Pregnancy Jokes

Pregnant Typewriter

Q: Did you know that my typewriter is pregnant?
A: No, it is? Yup, it skipped a period.

Categories: Technology Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Artificial Insemination

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Proud Father

When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10 lb healthy son. After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10 lb because he's only 8.6 lb.Next day at work, the father comes in and tells everyone that the baby is only 8 lb. "What do you mean, he was 10 yesterday?" "Umm, well that was before he got circumcised".

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Work & Office Jokes
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