Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Doctor! Doctor!

A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, DIMES come out!"  The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.  A week later the woman returns and says, "Doctor, Doctor, it's gotten worse! Every time I go to the bathroom, QUARTERS come out!! What's wrong with me?"  Again the doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.
Another week passes and the woman returns and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I'm still not getting better! Every time I go to the bathroom, HALF-DOLLARS come out! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?!!"  The doctor says, "Relax, Relax,... you're just going through your change!"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Extra Extra Organs

John Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics department: A child was born with both male and female organs.
A penis and a brain!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Fearful Chicken

Q: Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?
A: Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deeply disturbed fowl suffered from chronic depression and social anxiety disorder, usually treated with a combination therapy of Luvox and Paxil.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Riddles
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