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The Doctor Said to the Housewife

The doctor said to the housewife, "I've got good news and I've got bad news.The good news is you don't have PMS. The bad news is...you're a bitch!"

Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love

Q: What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common?

A: They both shower after three periods!

Long Trunk

Q: Why do elephants have long trunks?

A: Because sheep don't have strings.

Tampon vs Cigarette

Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?"

Sue: "Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?"

Mad Cow vs PMS

Q: What is the difference between Mad Cow Disease and PMS?

A: Two tits!