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Barbie's Tampon

Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon?

A: A Tic-Tac.

What is that?

Q: What do you call a used tampon floating down the river?

A: A blood vessel.

Polish Girl Does Tradein

Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle in on a Honda?

Virgin Mary PMS

Q: How do you know the Virgin Mary had PMS?
A: Because she rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.

Broken Tampon String

Q: What do you call a girl with a broken string on her tampon?

A: A cotton picker.