Disease / Afflictions Jokes

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A Man Reached the Age of 105

A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?" The old man looked around and lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Going to Die Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes)
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Movie Night

To my girlfriend who suffers from Colrophobia and asked me to choose a movie tonight
I'm sorry, I didn't mean IT.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Farts and Enrique Iglesias

Q: What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common?
A: a. They were both raised on beans.
b. They both have brown things on their cheeks.
c. They both have trouble singing in tight pants.
d. They both stink.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
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