Case of The Missing Brain

In Ohio, an unidentified man in his late twenties walked into a police station with a 9-inch wire protruding from his forehead and calmly asked officers to give him an X-ray to help him find his brain, which he claimed had been stolen. Police were shocked to learn that the man had drilled a 6-inch deep hole in his skull with a Black & Decker power drill and had stuck the wire in to try and find the missing brain.

Nail File

Patient asks, "Doctor, should I file my nails?"
Doctor replies, "No! Throw them away like everybody else."

Hand Transplant

You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess what? His penis rejected it!