Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Thought He Was a Dog

After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked him how he felt now. The former patient replied, "Fine! Just feel my nose."

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Anonymous

Mexican Vasectomy

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A: A Dry Martinez!

Anonymous

HMO

My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination. It's a flat fee.

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Submitted BY: Wendy Liebman