Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Baby Mistaken at Doctor

The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week." The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the girl's breasts. He then unbuttoned her blouse, removed the bra and began powerfully sucking on one nipple. "Young lady," he finally announced, "no wonder the baby is losing weight, you haven't any milk!" "Of course not!" she shrieked. "It's not my child, it's my sister's!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes)
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Anonymous

Chinese Twist

Q: What's the difference between Kung Pao Chicken and the Coronavirus?
A: One's Chinese take out, the other takes out Chinese.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Coronavirus Jokes)
Anonymous

Rehab

Where do you go for help if you're addicted to rehab?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes)
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