Disability Jokes - Paraplegic Jokes

Better Than Winning

Q: What is better than winning gold at the Para-Olympics?
A: Walking.

Anonymous

Undefeated

A boxer named Mongo Wogchops successfully returns to the ring after losing both his legs in a car accident. His professional record now stands at 10 wins without defeet!

Anonymous

Handicapped Oral Sex

Q: What is it called if two people in wheelchairs are having oral sex?
A: Meals on wheels.

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