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MJ Fox in the Hospital

Q: What did the doctor say about Michael J Fox in the hospital?

A: He'll be okay, he's just shaking it off.

Best Employer

Q: Where do one legged people work?

A: IHOP

Reward for Saving Obama

One day President Obama fell off a bridge and was saved by three young boys. Obama thanked them and said he'd give them all one thing in the whole world. The first boy asked for a trip to Disney Land and vuala... that summer he was in Disney Land. The second boy asked for a pair of Nike Shocks and sure enough the next day he was wearing a pair of Nike's. The third boy asked for a wheel chair with a plasma TV, cup holders and hydrolics. Obama, looking puzzled at the boy, asked why he wanted a tricked out wheel chair because he didn't look disabled. The young boy replied, "I will be after my father finds out that I saved you."

One Legged

Q: What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg?

A: Eileen!

Dyslexic Pimp

Q: Heard about the dyslexic pimp?

A: He bought a warehouse!