Reward for Saving Obama
One day President Obama fell off a bridge and was saved by three young boys. Obama thanked them and said he'd give them all one thing in the whole world. The first boy asked for a trip to Disney Land and vuala... that summer he was in Disney Land. The second boy asked for a pair of Nike Shocks and sure enough the next day he was wearing a pair of Nike's. The third boy asked for a wheel chair with a plasma TV, cup holders and hydrolics. Obama, looking puzzled at the boy, asked why he wanted a tricked out wheel chair because he didn't look disabled. The young boy replied, "I will be after my father finds out that I saved you."