Disability Jokes

Eat Your Vegetables

Q: What's the difficult thing about eating vegetables?

A: Getting around the wheelchair.

Categories: Disability Jokes (Mentally Challenged Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Limbless Prostitute

Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
A: Cash and carry.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Disability Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Tough Luck

Q: What did the blind, deaf, mute, quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?
A: Cancer!

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Cancer Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Quadriplegic Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Riddles
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