Disability Jokes

A Alternative For The Bathtub

What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry.

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Blind Happy

Q: Why was the blind guy always so happy?
A: He couldn't see any reason not to be!

Anonymous

Surprise Visit

Q: How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?
A: She said she didn't see him coming.

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