Mexican Golf

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that got stabbed on a golf course?
A: I guess someone made a hole in Juan.

Prince

Q: Did you hear about Prince?
A: Well I mean the artist formerly known as Prince.

RIP

Fred takes a short cut through a graveyard at midnight and is disturbed to hear a regular tapping sound. The noise gets louder and Fred stumbles across a man in a suit tapping away at a headstone. Fred looks over the man’s shoulder and sees he’s adding an “e” to the end of the name carved in the stone. “A little late for work like that isn’t it?” says Fred . “Yes,” says the man. “But it couldn’t wait. They spelled my name wrong.”