Cross The Road - Fat Turkey

Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?

A: To get hit by my car.

Hedgehogs and Zebras Crossing

Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they're by a zebra crossing. One says, "Don't cross here!" The other one says, "Why not?" The first one says, "Look what happened to this zebra!"

Pakistani Cross the Road

Q: Why did the Pakistani cross the road?
A: Because the American government was subsidizing the construction of mango harvesting and preservation infrastructure in the region on the other side, allowing farmers with the necessary means to develop strong ties to American markets and earn significant profits.