Cross the Road Jokes

Skeleton - Cross the Road

Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A: It had no guts!

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Dog Cross the Road

Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: He saw some dog food.

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Raccoon Crossing

Q: Why did the raccoon cross the road?
A: He didn't, he got hit by a car.

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