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Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold
Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. "If you were a musician, who would you be?", asked Chuck Norris.
"I think I would be Mozart," said Jean Claud VanDam.
"I would be Beethoven," said Chuck Norris.
Arnold replied, "I'll be Bach!"
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Subway Career
Q: How did Jared Fogle from Subway start and end his career?
A: Trying to get into smaller pants.
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Hook Store
Q: Where did Captain Hook get his hook ?
A: The second-hand store.
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