Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan

Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan are sitting around a table discussing who the best person in the world is. Sleeping Beauty claims that she is the best because she is the most beautiful person in the world. Hercules claims that he is the best because he is the strongest person in the world. Don Juan claims that he is the best because he has loved the most women in the world. So they decide to go speak to the wise man and see who is the best. They agree to go in alone so as not to be embarrassed in front of the others.
Sleepy Beauty goes in first and came out smiling. She says that she truly is the most beautiful person in the world. Hercules goes in next and also came out smiling. He says that he truly is the strongest person in all the world. Don Juan goes in last but when he comes out he is very angry and confused. He exclaims, ''Who the hell is Bill Clinton?!?''

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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OJ Wedding

Word has it that OJ Simpson is getting remarried
He’s gonna take another stab at it.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes)
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Shark Week - Sandwich

Q: What is a shark's favorite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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