Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Shark Week - Drunk

Q: What do you call a drunk shark?
A: Hammered Head

Anonymous

Luke and Obi-Wan

Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”

Submitted BY: dre10g

Shark Week - Test

Q: How did the Hammerhead Shark do on his test?
A: He nailed it.

Anonymous