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The Blond's Legs

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?

A: Nothing. They've never met.

Early To Bed

Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date.

A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

Blonde Sex

Q: What do blondes say after sex?

A: "Are you boys all in the same band?"

Driver's Test

Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?

A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

Father to Blonde Daughter

Q: What did the father say to his blonde daughter?

A: ''If you're not in bed by 11, come home.''