Thermos

One day a blonde went into o Walt-Mart and saw something she liked.
“What is this thing?” She asked the clerk.
“A thermos.” The clerk replied. “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The blonde bought one, and brought it to work the next day.
“What is that thing?” asked her boss, who was also blonde.
“A thermos. Keeps the hot things hot, and the cold things cold.”
“Interesting,” her boss replied, “what do you have in it?”
“I’ve got coffee and a popsicle inside.”

Fly Baby Fly

A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building. He suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks: "why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?" The blonde answers in a very weak voice: "we wanted to try out our new maxi-pads with wings."

How do You Keep a Blonde Busy?

Part I: How do you keep a blonde busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them.
Part II: Why does that work? 'Does 3 come before E or between M and W?'