Blonde Jokes - Dumb Blonde Jokes

We love everything blonde but the classic dumb blonde jokes are favorites. Enjoy reading our HUGE Collection - ROFL and share with your friends. JokerZ has over 1000 blonde jokes.

The Origin of Blondes

Q: Why were blondes created?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge!

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Zipper

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.

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Your Breast Is Loose

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!"

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