Seashell Tattoo

The blonde was showing off her new tattoo of a giant sea shell on her inner thigh. A friend asked her why she would get such a tattoo in that location. She responded, "It's really awesome, if you put your left ear up against it, you can smell the ocean!"

Blond Pharmacists

Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!

M&M Factory

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M factory?
A: She threw out all of the W's.