21, 21, 21

There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"21, 21, 21 ..." Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, "What are you doing?" The brunette replies, "Just counting." The blonde says, "May I join you?" "Yes," replies the brunette. So the blonde and the brunette are now both walking down the railroad tracks saying,"21, 21, 21 ..." A train comes and the brunette jumps off the tracks as the blonde gets hit. After the train passes, the brunette gets back on the tracks and says,"22, 22, 22..."

Blonde Geography

Two blondes are sitting outside on Halloween night looking at the moon. One blonde asks the other, "Which do you think is closer, Florida or the moon?" The other blonde replies, "The moon, silly. You can't see Florida from here!"

Is It Mine?

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"