Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Parting Hair

Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)

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Butter Or Blonde

Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread.

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Seashell Tattoo

The blonde was showing off her new tattoo of a giant sea shell on her inner thigh. A friend asked her why she would get such a tattoo in that location. She responded, "It's really awesome, if you put your left ear up against it, you can smell the ocean!"

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