Two Blondes In The Woods

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said "These look like deer tracks." The other said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued and were still arguing when the train hit them.

Cliff Hanger

Q: A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which one hit the bottom first?
A: Not the blonde, she needed directions!

Blondes Building a House

Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them is pulling nails from his jar and if they face him, he throws them away. The other blonde asks what he's doing. "Duh. I'm throwing away the defective ones." "No, stupid! Those are for the other side of the roof."