Blonde Jokes

HUGE Collection of funny blonde jokes! Dumb Blondes, Slutty Blonds, Dirty blonde, we have them all! ROFL with your friends when you read this collection of over 1000 blonde jokes.

Blonde and a Car

Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
A: They can both drive you crazy.

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Blonde at the Supermarket.

I was shopping at our local supermarket and when I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead of me. As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her, "Paper or plastic?" "It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'm bisacksual."

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Parting Hair

Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)

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