Been Messin' With The Waitress

The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitress?!" "Oh no, sir, I sure haven't," replied the bartender. The boss replied, "Good, in that case then, YOU fire her!"

Gang Banger Bikers

Two bikers were talking at a bar. "How's married life?" asks the first. "It's fine," says the second. "How's the sex?" asks the first. "Fine," says the second, "At least I don't have to wait in line!"

Bartender to Male Customers

Q: What did the bartender say to his customers?
A: Men, Viagra now comes in liquid form. You can pour yourselves a real stiff one!