Art & Music Jokes

Constitipation - Composer

Did you hear about the constipated composer? He got stuck on his last movement.

Anonymous

Major Seventh

Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?
A: A violist playing octaves.

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Anonymous

Go Big

Just attempted to beat the record for the biggest piece of glass ever blown.
Smashed it.

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