Disco's Dead -Riddles

Q: How did disco die?
A: In the disco inferno.

Clinton's Favorite Instrument

Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite instrument?
A: The WhoreMonica!

Phone Songs

All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are pauses, and hyphens are held notes.

• Mary Had A Little Lamb- 3212333, 222, 399, 3212333322321 or3212333, 222, 133, 3212333322321
• Jingle Bells- 333, 333, 39123, 666-663333322329, 333, 333, 39123, 666-6633, 399621
• Frere Jacques- 1231, 1231, 369, 369, 9*9631, 9*9631, 111, 111
• Olympic Fanfare- 3-9-91231, 2222-32112312, 3-9-91231, 2222-32112321
• The Butterfly Song- 963, 23621, 3693236236932362, 963, 23621
• Happy Birthday- 112, 163, 112, 196, 110, 8521, 008, 121