Views of the Grand Canyon

Three people were visiting and viewing the Grand Canyon -- an artist, a pastor and a cowboy. As they stood on the edge of that massive abyss, each one responded with a cry of exclamation. The artist said, "Ah, what a beautiful scene to paint!" The minister cried, "What a wonderful example of the handiwork of God!" The cowboy mused, "What a terrible place to lose a cow!"

Out Of Tune

Q: How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A: Someone is blowing into it.

Mozart

Q: What is Mozart doing right now?
A: Decomposing.