Violin Attitude

Q: Which is smaller, a violin or a viola?
A: They are actually the same size, but a violinist's head is so much bigger.

Violin Followers

Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

Mike Tyson and Metallica Concert

Q: What do Mike Tyson and a Metallica concert have in common?
A: At a Metallica concert you get ringing in the ears, and at a Mike Tyson fight, you get ears in the ring!