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The best jokes and joke writers!

Flat Major

Q: What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller?

A: See flat major.

Major Seventh

Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?

A: A violist playing octaves.

Rhythm

Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?

A: The knocking gets faster.

Go Big

Just attempted to beat the record for the biggest piece of glass ever blown.

Smashed it.

Hangs With Musicians

Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A: A drummer.