Q: What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller?
A: See flat major.
Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?
A: A violist playing octaves.
Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?
A: The knocking gets faster.
Just attempted to beat the record for the biggest piece of glass ever blown.
Hangs With Musicians
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.